Recent Game Reviews
Emogotchi v2.0
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars September 15, 2007
Mediocre.
Emo jokes are really old, and emo kids seriously aren't as bad as everyone puts. Stereotypes seem to fall out of nowhere about them just so people can continue making fun of them with a free conscience, and it's just fucking stupid.
The game itself is mediocre, about 5 minutes of entertainment max doing various crap. Also, judging by the music option, I don't think you understand what "Emo" in music terms is. If it wasn't about emo bashing no way would it get on the front page, or even a score over 3.
Field Command 3
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars February 6, 2006
Awesome game!
I loved your first 2, this was even better. A sudden turn from a middle east modern warfare game, to the historical setting of cival war aftermath, where native americans are further being slaughtered to fulfill "manifest destiny" Funny thing is we just finished this chapter in Social studies a few weeks ago. Cheif Joseph thing in the end gave a nice sense of extra historical knowledge to it.
All in all a good concept, but a few things to tweak. The Cheif Jospeh thing was brilliant, however you forgot to put a play button, most preferable one to fade in like the other text. Also, it would be nice to increase the sound volume, made the whole thing sound faded, a bit louder would be great. I understand the sound quality is worse when it's louder,(Low quality setting to avoid further file size?) but I still think you need it a little louder for a more dramatic feel.
Just fix those 2 minor problems, and it's all good. Daily feature for sure, Weekly 1st-3rd as well depending on your luck.
T3h 1337 Tr4nslat0r
Rated 4 / 5 stars February 5, 2006
Awesome translator!
I'm looking for certian improvements though. Such as gay should be turned into ghey or gh3y. Certain situations might have you as j00, like I PWNJ00 LOLOLOLOL. Also, all words of significant intelligence and maturity should be mispelled and demeaned, such as kindly, intelligent, grammar, conversation, etc. Good work otherwise.
Recent Audio Reviews
Woman Joke
Rated 5 / 5 stars February 25, 2006
HAHAHAHAHA
LOL WOMEN. I hate those lesbian ones that look like obese men and talk about "equal rights" and stupid shit like that. Like that have any, lol.
pwnd fooL@!!
Sonic 1 Marble Zone Remix
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars February 16, 2006
Awesome remix!
Very different from most VG remixes, most are technoish, you made a complete redesign of a classic favorite VG song in a completely different song style. The added intro was a bit long, but it added something to it, a sense of beginning.
SNK - Flying Battery (RMX)
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars February 12, 2006
Awesome sonic soundtrack!
I knew it without saying flying battery zone, but I don't quite recall what the exact game is, serious deja vu though.
Recent Art Reviews
A Nightmare
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars Jan 23, 2011
lol, her legs are still long
They're just not loooooooooooooooong. You should give Dolly/Dolly's legs an official length
She has the body of a normal girl. Her legs are the double of her body, so, yeah, I don't know.
Long Legs
Rated 5 / 5 stars Sep 21, 2010
Love the character
There's something that just makes Dolly so loveable in your game, you really came up with an awesome character design here, she just fits in your game so well. I really hope you develop her character in future games, even if it's just to a minor extent. or make some sort of animation with her :)
p.s. you have any idea how tall she would be? I'd conversatively put her at 7', 5' in her legs in such a case. Will she meet anyone within a head of her height at any point? lol.
THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
There will be more games, but it will take some time even before I start making it.
Hmm, yeah, that would be approximately her height.
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars March 11, 2007
Trends
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Cool flash, wonder how long you can continue reviewing each and every comment XD
Shoe-On. Apply directly to your forehead.
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars December 31, 2006
Winner
Friend sent this to me, lol. Japanese closing credits make the best random flashes.
Rated 4 / 5 stars October 29, 2006
wow, head's all floaty now
the end with the marijuana cigs was funny, is that lik eout of some 1950's health ed video? Only problem is you really could've compressed the song size.
That was actually part of the sublime song, its a sample from the movie 'Reefer Madness', it was originally made to encourage teens not to smoke weed. It has had an opposite effect over time.